HIREAGENT / PERSONNEL OFFICEFILE NO. 0001

The Hire Agent Is Calling

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RECRUITMENT RECORDCALL BACK
Candidate
You
Application
Never sent
Recruiter
HireAgent
Status
Still calling

You never sent a CV.You never asked for an interview.The hire agent called anyway.

A screaming brown-and-white dog points at a white briefcase on a black background.
AGENT ON FILEAPPENDIX A
The hire agent with his briefcase.
AGENT ON FILE

You were minding your own business when the hire agent arrived. No appointment. No introduction. Just a dog, a briefcase, and an unreasonable amount of volume.

You never sent a CV. He opened a file anyway. Under “Candidate,” he wrote “You.”

Nobody has explained the job. The briefcase remains closed. The interview appears to have started.

The hire agent is still calling.

APPLICATION: NEVER SENTCALL BACK